cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

reminder that black boys don’t need to be “good boys on the honor roll” for their lives to matter

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[lavalump]

teamrocketing:

role model

kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship

kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship

bevsi:

if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

itssimplysam23:

thebestpersonherelovesbucky:

flamingmuse:

nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris Challenge Ice-cepted! X

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD.  Also, all four of them are THE CUTEST.

omg my heart is MELTING!

OH MY GOODNESS

"Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit."
- inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

marvul:

When you love a fictional character and the actor that plays them that’s when you’re double fucked.

ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

sailingonsuccess:

this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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